Tuesday, August 31, 2010

It is HOT

It is so hot, I opened my freezer and it was full of boiling water.

It is so hot, I went to a farm and instead of animals the fields were full of jerky.

It is so hot, I went to take a piss but it came out as dust.

It is so hot, I went to drink some iced tea and it was a cup full of leaves.

It is so hot, when I farted it caught fire.

17 comments:

  1. loved the poem! keep up the good work!

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  2. You know what's funny?
    I'm in Canada.
    We just had a record breakingly hot day.

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  3. lol
    it was about 90 in my work today..i was dripping sweat

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  4. its so hot when i opened the fridge russias forests caught fire.

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  5. It is so hot.. a glass of juice to cool down ? :)

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