Tuesday, August 31, 2010

It is HOT

It is so hot, I opened my freezer and it was full of boiling water.

It is so hot, I went to a farm and instead of animals the fields were full of jerky.

It is so hot, I went to take a piss but it came out as dust.

It is so hot, I went to drink some iced tea and it was a cup full of leaves.

It is so hot, when I farted it caught fire.

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