Thursday, September 30, 2010

The manstrual cycle

Once every 25 or 30 days or so, men get the urge
to do something manly, such as building something, moving some
furniture, that sort of thing. They always inadvertently wind up cutting
themselves on something and bleeding for a few days afterwards. This is
referred to as "manstration" and is part of the natural cycle ...of being a

Wednesday, September 29, 2010


So eating an orange after brushing your teeth is of course pretty nasty, however brushing your teeth after eating an orange is no picnic either.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Little D knows how to make an entrance

Best possible way to make an entrance: somersault into a room, and then declare you're from the future.


A very Potter Sequel rocks hard.

Sunday, September 26, 2010

What about Batman?

So hey. Batman. Can beat anyone with enough preparation time? Perhaps.
But can he beat hemorrhoids, with enough preparation H?

Friday, September 24, 2010

Candy corn

This must be tachyon candy corn, I got a sugar rush before eating it.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

The might of... Hercules

To say getting up this morning to drag myself to work required a Herculean effort doesn't do it justice. I prefer to reference specific parts of Hercules' labors. Getting up this morning to drag myself to work was like Hercules holding up the world while Atlas retrieved the golden apples for him.

Monday, September 20, 2010

Two great tastes that taste great together

Step 1: Get a wrap.
Step 2: Smear peanut butter all over one side of the wrap.
Step 3: Add macaroni and cheese.
Step 4: Wrap the wrap and seal it using a George Foreman grill or other similar style cooler.
Step 5: Eat the best fucking wrap ever.

Friday, September 17, 2010


So hey, who has heard of the Hal-Con sci-fi/fantasy/gaming/anime convention?

It's going to be pretty fucking epic, so you should probably figure out a way to go.

Google it.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Warning, incoming game

Let these guys entertain you for a bit.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Facebook, moar liek FACEbook.. oh wait

So hey. Facebook is pretty much THE big fucking thing on the internet now, right?

I mean, there are GAME companies that make their entire living just off of the games they make for ON facebook, just for the premium items they charge for.

So hey, what do you folks think about that anyways? Kind of an odd business model but it seems to work. Facebook itself is free but the guys that run it are zillionaires. Facebook games are free, but the companies get rich off the premium content.

Personally, I've been avoiding Farmville like the plague, just on the principal. This might sound hypocritical since I play FRONTIERville, but damn it, I'm sticking to my guns. Farmville is THE big one everybody goes on about.

Monday, September 13, 2010


So I've got an ipod, a couple computers, a satellite radio (I got for free) and of course various video game consoles. It seems these days everyone (except the amish) have tons of electronics.

What do you have, and which is your favorite? Which piece of electronics STILL blows your mind?

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Apple pepsi, pepsi with apple

"Apple Pepsi" is freakin' delicious.

It's 3/4 Pepsi, 1/4 apple juice.

Alternately, apple WITH pepsi, is 3/4 apple juice, 1/4 pepsi. Also delicious.

The same applies to orange juice. Someone argued that you are only supposed to combine pepsi with vodka, likewise you are only supposed to combine orange juice with vodka.

I therefore argue that pepsi and orange juice are the same thing, and thus there is no harm in combining them.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Slap chop

So I finally gave in to infomercial temptation and bought a Slap Chop.

Thing is actually really handy. Doesn't feel cheap or anything, and works as advertised.

Magic bullet's kind of crap though.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Good last words

If you knew for certain you were going to die on a certain date and time, and how, so you had time to think about your last words and what you want on your headstone, what would you do?

Me? Last words would be "Respawning in 3... 2... 1..." and my headstone would probably say "I finished ahead of you in the human race."

Thursday, September 9, 2010


Would Godzilla have been BAD for the economy, due to all the business and such he destroys, or would he be GOOD for the economy, due to all the reconstruction jobs he would create?


Wednesday, September 8, 2010

My job sucks?

Do you know what sucks about my job?
Getting up at 6:30 am to go to work.

Do you know what ELSE sucks about my job?

Tuesday, September 7, 2010


So hey, what would you consider is the best for heartburn? Tums or Rolaids? Zantac? Pepsid AC? Generic versions of any of the above? Taking ALL of them, plus some pepto bismol, putting it in a blender, and making a smoothie?

Seriously. I have an insane fire in my stomach that I must quell daily with pills lest it devour me alive. Could use some tips here.

Monday, September 6, 2010

Labor day

If it's called "Labor day" why is it we celebrate it by NOT working?

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Hurricane Earl?

Moar like Hurricane Little Girl, am I right? Hey buddy, if I wanted windy and a LITTLE rain I'd turn on a fan and hit it with a squirt gun.

Friday, September 3, 2010


So hey, who remembers Space Jam?
Probably most of you.

I know my mind was fucking blown, back when, with that combo of toon and real life. But then again, Roger Rabbit did it first, and better.

Still, funny movie, and it gave the internet something new to chew on in the form of Lola Bunny.

Michael Jordon plays a lot basketball these days, right? Or baseball? Golf?

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Volkswagen 2011 Jetta

Alright, so I got a lot of people, both in the comments, and through private messaging (a lot of my followers already know me) and in person, the 2011 Jetta is probably the car I am most likely to buy.

Internally AND externally, but mainly internally, it looks like it wants to be an Audi, with a lot of features you see in them. Somehow it's going to have a starting price of around 15,000-16,000. As for pictures... I don't quite know how to put pictures in here so I'll just link to V dub's website which has a lot of pictures AND you can custom build your own car.

Hi Ho, silver!

Come on new Jetta, get released already.
I want to buy you. And be inside you.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

It's September O Clock - Do you know where your children are?

So here's my plan.

I am going to get a ton of bags of party ice. I am going to blend those into snow with my blender.
I am going to make a snowman with the snow.

Then I will wear this snowman.