Mornings

Bleh. Still pitch black out. This kind of darkness should only mean either sleep or gaming, not getting ready for work. My body is rejecting this like a wooden liver.

The Bible

My favorite part of the bible was when Jesus, with his magic staff and flying cloud, traveled across the world gathering the magic balls to wish his friend John the Baptist back to life. It got kind of boring though when he spent MONTHS on Namek fighting the romans.

What thyme is it?

A peanut butter jelly thyme sandwich is not as delicious as one might think.

No more ads!

So hey. Google adsense has shut down my account because it "poses a risk of generating potentially false clicks" so therefore, no more ads. Not on my choice, but whatever. From now on you guys don't need to see ads, just my regular blogging.

Halloween Edition GvN

Just in time for Halloween, it's Pennywise versus Chucky!
Who is the most terrifying childhood trauma?
Geeks versus Nerds is a debate-style comedy show recorded live at Joker's Comedy Club in downtown Halifax. We debate the things nobody else has the guts or tenacity to debate. Obscure facts, trash talk, and personal attacks are all welcome and encouraged. Well-known local comedians (such as Brian from the comedy group Picnicface) also frequently participate.

Just in time for Halloween, it's Pennywise versus Chucky! Recorded live on Monday, October 11th, 2010, it is now available for your listening pleasure!

http://www.geeksversusnerds.com/podcasts/269-chucky-versus-pennywize

Content warning: This podcast contains trash talk, foul language, and general silliness. Pay attention to the content warning song. Which also contains foul language and general silliness.

You folks might wonder why I'm posting things like this. Well, to be truthful, I am one of the performers in this show, and in the previous one I linked.

I think you'll enjoy it, this was a solidly good show from both teams. Lots of jokes, and an "old guard" (not me) goes into a rant about myspace and cancer at one point. I almost turned in the rebuttal token on my own teammate to say "Rules 1 and 2 bitch!"

Yet another installment of Geeks Versus Nerds

http://geeksversusnerds.com/podcasts/214-smurfs-versus-fraggles

Smurfs Versus Fraggles: Which is the mini master race?

Geeks Versus Nerds is a debate style comedy show recorded live at Joker's Comedy Club.

If you want to hear the portion that is recorded live in front of an audience, you can skip the introduction bit which is pre-recorded. However the intro is pretty good. Skip to 3 minutes in if you'd like to skip it.

Thanksgiving (Canadian)

Thanksgiving: The holiday where the great pumpkin rises from the pumpkin patch to give gifts to all the good kids and hide painted eggs, and then the pilgrims eat monster mashed potatoes while inserting something about kwanzaa here.

Go for the gusto

Today is one of those days where a person should really just wear a space helmet and a cape, because hey, why not?

Double decker all the way

Alright, so as we know, an "upper decker" is when you take a shit in the toilet tank instead of the bowl.

A "Stalled double decker" is when you take a shit in the tank AND in the bowl, and don't flush. I just came up with that. And created the first one.

Cut off my left thumb?

I kind of want to get my left thumb cut off, so I can go "Hey, who has two thumbs and just... oh, wait... damn." and then act all sad when I "remember" I only have one thumb.

This is my dream.

Minecraft cosplay

Planning some Minecraft cosplay for Hal-Con. Thinking of just getting a blue-green shirt and some jeans, and putting a cardboard box on my head with the main player face on it. Also cutting out a pixelly pickaxe and a sword out of cardboard and painting them.