It is so hot, I opened my freezer and it was full of boiling water.
It is so hot, I went to a farm and instead of animals the fields were full of jerky.
It is so hot, I went to take a piss but it came out as dust.
It is so hot, I went to drink some iced tea and it was a cup full of leaves.
It is so hot, when I farted it caught fire.
loved the poem! keep up the good work!
ReplyDeletei'm melting here
ReplyDeletehot hot hot hot
ReplyDeleteHaha silly but amusing.
ReplyDeleteyou must be in Texas like me
ReplyDeleteYou know what's funny?
ReplyDeleteI'm in Canada.
We just had a record breakingly hot day.
hahaha literary genius
ReplyDeletehahahaha fields full of jerky
ReplyDeletelol
ReplyDeleteit was about 90 in my work today..i was dripping sweat
its so hot when i opened the fridge russias forests caught fire.
ReplyDeletecool poem bro
ReplyDeletelol, good read man
ReplyDeleteThat does sound pretty hot
ReplyDeleteI'm not quite sure to say....
ReplyDeletefeelin hot hot hot
ReplyDeleteIt is so hot.. a glass of juice to cool down ? :)
ReplyDeleteThis is hot hot hot XD
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